09. 09. 2014 – Suizid-Dilemma
- i promised to call Maurice if i want to kill myself.
- But if i call him, he will eventually stop me. So, if i really want to kill myself, i should not call him.
- If i still called him, this would mean, i want to be kept from comitting suicide. So i would not really want to to it.
- But if i did not really want to kill myself at all, i do not have to call him anyway! Argh!
06. 09. 2014 – Stärken
- So, in your own words, what are your assets?
- I am good overestimating my own capabilities.
- Like, REALLY good!
- You could say i am the BEST!
02. 09. 2014 – Widersprechen
- This is Felix, he always has to contradict to everything
- Not so!
01. 09. 2014 – Katzenhaarallergie
- Come in! I hope you are not allergic to cat hair? – Nope
- Why, do you own a cat? – No, i just thought it would suck to be allergic to cat hair.